January 2010
3 posts
We won't shaft you on prices
Ashely: Seimens
Me: Heh he he hhe heeee...
Ashley: Someone actually named their company that.
Me: It's so stupid. Nobody is going to take you seriously.
Ashley: Yeah, but It's spelled S-E-I-
Me: It doesn't matter HOW it's spelled. People still hear the word in their head and think of Jizz.
Ashley: People, or YOU?
Me: They should just call their company Cumstains.
Me: "We'll shoot you in the eye...with savings."
Gordon Biersch brunch menu
Scott: I think I'm going to order the Monte Cristo.
Angela: yeah?
Scott: Do you think it'll be good?
Angela: You're chasing that Bennegins Monte Cristo, and nothing ever tastes like it.
Scott: Yeah. I just...I want one.
Regean: The Count of Monte Cristo was a good movie, so...
Scott: Yeah. That's true.
Scott: A really good Monte Cristo is served to you while you're bricked into a wall.
Angela: WHAT?!
Scott: Isn't that in that story?
Angela: That's The Cask of Amontillado!
Scott: Oh. Right. Damn. That was almost a perfect joke.