*scottkurtz

Gordon Biersch brunch menu

  • Scott: I think I'm going to order the Monte Cristo.
  • Angela: yeah?
  • Scott: Do you think it'll be good?
  • Angela: You're chasing that Bennegins Monte Cristo, and nothing ever tastes like it.
  • Scott: Yeah. I just...I want one.
  • Regean: The Count of Monte Cristo was a good movie, so...
  • Scott: Yeah. That's true.
  • Scott: A really good Monte Cristo is served to you while you're bricked into a wall.
  • Angela: WHAT?!
  • Scott: Isn't that in that story?
  • Angela: That's The Cask of Amontillado!
  • Scott: Oh. Right. Damn. That was almost a perfect joke.
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