We won't shaft you on prices

Ashely: Seimens
Me: Heh he he hhe heeee...
Ashley: Someone actually named their company that.
Me: It's so stupid. Nobody is going to take you seriously.
Ashley: Yeah, but It's spelled S-E-I-
Me: It doesn't matter HOW it's spelled. People still hear the word in their head and think of Jizz.
Ashley: People, or YOU?
Me: They should just call their company Cumstains.
Me: "We'll shoot you in the eye...with savings."