Being married is when she’s looking at you and she’s thinking “Jesus fucking christ, I want to murder him. I want to take a knife from the kitchen and plunge it repeatedly in his chest. It would be justifiable. They would never convict.” but she says “Okay.”
I found this picture of Chevy Chase and John Belushi it made me think of my relationship with Kris and how we’re young now and in the prime of our careers and who knows if we’re as funny and clever as we think we are, but this is about as funny and clever as we’re gonna get.
Strauby, as soon as I get to Seattle, let’s re-create this photo.
